WE WILL RETURN – Monday 29th March

March 27, 2010

We will start posting new and fresh articles starting monday with the launch of 2 NEW services and a week of premium posts.

We will also introduce splash adverts over the page on the first week of the relaunch but this is for ONE WEEK only.


100 Articles!!!

March 19, 2010


We have posted 100 articles to the Blog!!!

I am going to take a weeks break from posting articles so I can relax from the Internet. Thank You to everyone who has submitted articles and contributed to all the comments.

By next week we will have at least 2 new services for use and we will launch with a week of premium articles.


South Park Season 14!!!

March 18, 2010

One of the biggest cartoons on TV has returned with another season. Season 14 of South Park returned with a Brand New episode: Sexual Healing

Catch it on techpureHD or click: http://www.megavideo.com/?v=T34PFYUK to watch it now.

When the successful men of the world suddenly want to have sex with tons of women, the top scientists in the country are brought together to put a stop to it. Once the testing gets underway, it turns out some of the fourth grade boys of South Park are sex addicts.

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10 Mistakes Men Make During Sex

March 17, 2010
  1. NOT KISSING FIRST.
    Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her
    feel like you’re paying by the hour and trying to get your money’s worth by
    cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of
    foreplay.
  2. NOT SHAVING.
    You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you
    rake
    repeatedly across your partner’s face and thighs. When she turns her head
    from side to side, it’s not passion, it’s avoidance.
  3. BITING HER NIPPLES.
    Why do men fasten onto a woman’s nipples, then clamp down like they’re
    trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive.
    They can’t stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your
    tongue across them is good. Pretending they’re a doggie toy isn’t.
  4. GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
    Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled
    fingers and underpants. If you’re going to be that aggressive, just ask
    her
    to take the damn things off.
  5. STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
    Women, unlike men, don’t pick up where they left off. If you stop, they
    plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she’s not there, keep
    going at all costs, numb jaw or not.
  6. UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
    Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the
    waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant
    present,
    not a kid’s toy.
  7. GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
    Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the
    material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.
  8. MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
    You’re attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in
    the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.
  9. TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
    A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first.
  10. GOING TOO HARD.
    If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach,
    the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few
    seconds.

Retro Fails!

March 16, 2010

http://www.youtube.com/thefailcollection

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A new YouTube channel I am starting up that will feature themed fail compilations editted by me. Tell me what you think of my first released video and don’t forget to ‘Sub’

Thank You


Windows GodMode

March 15, 2010

Have you got Windows Vista 32 bit or Windows 7 32 & 64 bit?

THIS DOES NOT WORK ON WINDOWS VISTA 64BIT OR XP’s OR MAC’s

If so you can use this useful little piece of code to organise your control panel easier and better, straight on your desktop.

Here’s how to do it…

  1. Go to your windows desktop and create a new folder
  2. Give the new folder this name “GodMode.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}” (Use everything in the speechmarks but not the speechmarks themselves”
  3. Click ‘Enter’ and the New Folder Icon should now change into the Control Panel Icon
  4. Double click the Icon and you should be presented with a list of every function the Control Panel does without going through pesky sub-folders and menus.


10 Thing's To Do When Bored #2

March 14, 2010

Bored?… thought so

  1. Give your cat a Mohawk
  2. Vacuum your lawn
  3. Run around in squares
  4. Calmly have a nervous breakdown
  5. Paint a brick the colors of the rainbow
  6. Write a letter to the head of Coca Cola telling them how much you like Pepsi
  7. Play the piano…with mittens on
  8. Sell your brother/sister’s body on eBay or to science
  9. Sleepwalk without sleeping
  10. Teach your pet rock to play dead

That should keep you occupied for another 7 minutes


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